HIV tests are more positive than that guy
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
