So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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