But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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