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You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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