I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You are a genius and a whore.
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