a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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