You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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