I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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