That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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