This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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