You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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