this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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