I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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