at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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