You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
