Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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