we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We got so high we made milksteak
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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