i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Sext me about skeletons
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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