well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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