i don't like sucking hair
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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