...so i touched it.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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