If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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