we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
They have beer where we have blood.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Do plants get herpes?
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