He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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