OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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