he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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