you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You're like the curious george of whores
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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