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My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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