we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize
