I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
She's the barista slut.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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