Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It all started with a game of naked twister.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
