OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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