There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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