as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I woke up under a house in Key West
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
