I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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