I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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