Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
How naked do you want me to be?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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