I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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