He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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