My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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