butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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