Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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