All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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