So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
