: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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