evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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