How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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