if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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