Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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