One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
