If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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