My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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