no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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