Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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