Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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