he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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