I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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